Thank You Paris

I've not blogged since I found out about Michael Jackson because I was in shock and disbelief at first. Throughout the time, I focused on the music of him and how good it made me feel. I focused on how many time I poorly immitated him, sang his lyrics and slept with a nightlight after watching Thriller...I was born in 1974 and so I had the pleasure of being able to watch him enter the height of his career. Like everyone I realized his genius, his gift and I kissed my posters and prayed that one day he'd marry me...but I digress into my fan-dome.

But as I reflect on the service one thought came to my mind and I wanted to share the depth of the moment that will be burned in our minds and hearts for all time...it's a moment that was told by a child.

God Bless JFK

God Bless Dr. King's children....

and may God Bless our generations personal child moment.

Thank you Paris Jackson for reminding us that he was not just the man who entertained us but he was a father who had children that loved him.

Rest In Peace Michael and may the love of Jesus Christ live with the family.

We will miss you Michael.

What?

What can make a man who is in power leave, his wife, children, his obligations to A STATE, with no call, no information and no trace of where he's at, risking his desire to run for president in 2012? Take a guess...I'll give you a clue...the same thing that has destroyed civilizations, took down dynasties, empires, Tupac & Biggie...What can drive men to the point that they are unable to do anything right?

Give up.....

That's right boys and girls! Coochie...straight up and down coochie. It never ceases to amaze me the things that men will do. I knew as soon as I heard he had hiked from S.C to like Nebraska! that coochie had something to do with it. Men do and say the stupidest things all for the hopes of coochie. And if they get it...and it's good! they will loose it all. so to the gov. i have one thing to say..

yes that is a real tattoo...there's a book coming out about regrettable tattoo and well...how do you interview with this one? Not really sure

Just a Pause for our Pres

I have nothing to really say other than My President is black! and He's SMART! and he's REALLY..REALLY...REALLY CUTE!!!!! And by the way....I ain't mad at the man for wanting to have a cigarette err now and then....the man got a lot on his shoulders...

Chickens Coming Home to Roost

Thank you Malcolm X for letting us know how to catagorize something going on....

Dear America...here is the prime example of chickens coming home to roost. Has everyone heard about this American man -married a brazilian woman- had a baby- baby is like 5- she leave on -'vacation'- he thinks they are coming back-she calls...nope, we not coming back...she ask for divorce, he says no, she marries a man in brazil anyway, has a baby with that man and dies in childbirth...phew...ok, so basically the man has been trying to get his son back..he's an american, the father is a good father and yes i agree he should be with his child but I have two words for America

Elian Gonzales

yeah...enuf said....same exact situation....exact! so now Brazil is saying the American boy is better off in their country than ours and they won't give him back. This poor man has been fight for his child for 5 years and it is a hot mess....but basically you reap what you sow...hmmp...Lil Mama...Out!

Do we need more people?

Has anybody seen this? I need the Japanese to have more to do with their time...Cure cancer, build a fuel efficient car...get me a tv remote control that doesn't need batteries...really? What the hell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5EuGFJmQ0

Please watch this video....Why do we need this? And if there's already 200 billion people in Japan...do we really need this?

I AM NOT A COLLECTIVE!

No wonder kids are all jacked up. For anyone who doesn't know..this is the Borg Queen from Star Trek and basically all life lives and starts and thinks just like her so if she has to pee...8000 other mofo's have to pee all at the same time..go with me...I have a point....

So 1st we tell kids that its all about being their own person and then we tell them that we have to accept and embrace everything. No one is allowed to have their own opinion without being chastised and outed for it...case in point....

Poor Miss California didn't agree with Perez Hilton ( a nobody with a complex and a website) and now she's paying the price...help me understand if you think that marriage is between a man and a woman then you are going to be talked about to the inth degree? I don't understand. If we teach kids to be who they are then why do we have to all accept what someone else does?

oh and one more thing...if gay people say that God made them gay but no one admits to believing in God, how does that work? You only believe in God when he makes you gay? I'm confused!

So now Will-I-Am is caught up with this fool Perez somehow and he crying and snottin all over the place...

Anyway....I find it hard to believe that we are all the same in one collective thought and we all embrace 1 collective acceptance. I'm not...I'm not 7 of 9 dang it...I'm 1 of 1...now tolerance is something totally different. I'm not saying treat gay people like black people were (still are in many ways) treated. Don't be mean and don't hurt people but no Perez i don't have to agree with YOU or your lifestyle and let's all pause for a moment. My very gay friends know how I feel and accept me for thinking the way I want to do but since being gay is only telling me about their sex life, we actually don't talk about it much. The same way I don't go around sharing my sexual adventures with my husband, why do I need to know what Sara & Sally are doing....Just my individual thought. I'm allowed...don't like it...SO WHAT...get over it I'm allowed to think on my own. I am not in the collective.

Phew...got that out...next

Naked in the Airport

Oh boy...where do I start? So much is going on...let's start with the small stuff...

Did you know that this is how my ass looks when I go through the metal detetors at the airport? Wow...I can't believe they were able to get such a good photo of my boobs and what happened to my hair?

No really, I just thought this was funny as hell.